"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

It wasn't a lie that Jungkook was a boy, But no one believed him. Except for Kim Taehyung.

Namjoon and Seokjin joined into a parenting alliance (as lovers) to raise their kids Yoongi (18), Hoseok (16), Jimin (13), Taehyung (13) and Jungkook (11). This is the Teenager - sequel to Namjin - Family matters. You don't need to read family matters before this book!

BOOK ii in which jungkook meets taehyung a year later and wants the sleeping arrangements back. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine nov 2016 - feb 2017

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

[COMPLETED] In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook *Texting format with writing in some chapters!*

Two fathers has been either heartbroken or their wife just abuses their children, they meet up, and one of them unexpectedly fell in love when he first saw the other This time the characters are gonna be explained in the story ❤️❤️ Enjoy it, if you don't like, then leave! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ TOP: Jin BOTTOM: NAMJOON Side ships: Yoonseok VminKook Chansung JJP Markson And ETC ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Any audios, pictures, and vids you see are not mines! DO NOT PLAGIARIZE THIS STORY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!! If the story looks like mines without any permission given, I'll report you as soon as possible. There is gonna be some smuts, so if you no like.... LEAVE, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO BE HERE!!! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I hope you enjoy this story Oh yeah! I love you ❤️💕😘