"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"Answer my question," the mystery man growled but I simply continued to ignore him. Following where the powerful presence was coming from, I stopped when he was right in front of me. Reaching out, I felt my hand touch a prickly cheek. What I wasn't expecting was the sudden explosion of colors and electricity zip through me. Gasping I pulled back but a large calloused hand gripped mine in a tight hold. The one word that I never dreamed of ever hearing was suddenly spoken. "Mate," ~~~~ Kei Valancia, a blind young werewolf, has traveled all over and has visited hundreds of weak packs to train them and leaving behind the best fighters in the world. Yet, Kei hides a secret that nobody knows. Ryker Dare, Alpha King, has lived many years, seen many wars, and has spilled much blood by his own hands. So it's no surprise that he has given up on ever finding his mate. So, what happens when Ryker runs into Kei while visiting a neighboring pack? Highest Rank: #1 in Werewolf 6/12/16 Cover made by _DEMiiGODDESS_

Alexis Parks was great at what she did. She was proud of her work, and knew how to handle herself well. At least until Jeremy Mason came in the picture. The extremely delicious, ex-bully was none other than her boss' son and would soon be her demise. An emotional roller coaster ensues when Lex learns a few of Jeremy's secrets, helps a friend in her time of need, and all but loses her own mind as everything seems to crash around her including the new relationship she starts to move on from Jeremy. Her decision become reckless as she works hard to fight for what she loves, and to get rid of the one thing that could drive it away.

Addison was never very confident in her careers. David was the big-shot executive who was assertive and would be her demise. And Evan was the one who would steal her heart. When Addison starts her new job, she never expected anything to become of it until David makes the first move. But it doesn't last long, as things quickly change and she finds herself still in Seattle while he carries out a new life in Chicago. But when Evan comes into the picture, Addison is definitely taken for a loop as new feelings begin to unravel that she wasn't sure she even wanted because- here's the catch- Evan is David's brother. Read on to see what unravels in this scandalous plot of love and loss with Addison, David and Evan, and Evan's shirt.

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. A 17 year old girl recently moves to Cocoa Beach, Florida with her family, the Brants. When her neighbors, the Stevensons, show up on their doorstep to introduce themselves, her older sister decides to insult one of the Stevensons causing a huge neighbor rivalry to start. Well a rivalry in between the adults anyway. The kids all just think it's a stupid game. Lily is given one rule. Never interfer with the Stevensons. But what happens when school starts and she has to go to school with them? What happens if she unexpectedly meets one of the Stevenson boys and it turns out he's not as bad as she thought he'd be? Will she follow her parents rules and hate him against her wishes or will she follow her heart and rebell against her parents?

Lina Malkovich has been through a lot her senior year. Now she has almost died at the hands of a psycho vampire who believes that Lina stole her fiance, Alexander, from her. In this second book Lina will come in contact with new enemies and unlikely allies. As she graduates from one hell hole she will be thrown into another, Lina will have to make a decision; let the man she loves die for her, or let the only family she has parish. Can Lina survive in a world where the monsters from her childhood thrive?

(DISCLAIMER: I know there are a lot of grammatical errors so please don't point them out. Proceed at your own accord.) (Working on a MAJOR and COMPLETE rewrite, the plot will be the same but I've grown as a writer over the past 5 years and I'm ready to make this story the best it can be, I'll post an announcement on my page when the rewrite is completed (: ) Lina Malkovich is about to enter the world of power, money and immortality. Halloween night Lina and her friends visit her towns greatest mystery, the Volkov Mansion. Believed to be abandoned for years they enter and wander around, what they find inside is something they never could have imagined. Alexander Volkov (believed to be dead for several hundred years) is waiting for them grinning and hungry. But something strange happens, he offers her a deal. "You shall serve me. You will be my slave and cater to my every need or desire. This is my only and final offer." Lina agrees and gets herself into much more than she bargained for.

{Originally Lovely Tears Of Blood} I walked into my bedroom after a long day at school, Martha had cut my hair at sheared angle making it look horrid again, Terry dumped her coffee down my new white blouse, and Kaden looked up my skirt, then proceeded to show everybody pictures he had taken with his dumb-ass phone. Walking into my bedroom after that hell of a day, I thought things were looking up for me. But here right in front of me was just another peg on my pole of shit I didn’t want to deal with. There was a CORPSE on my bed, just laying there. I dropped my bags to the ground throwing my hands in the air. "Fuck this!" I turned to leave, but it moved. It did, the corpse moved slowly moving up onto his elbows giving me a very groggy look with dark sea foam green blue eyes. "Who the hell are you?" He asked running his hand through his dark ashy hair. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` At Raven Crest Academy, 8-University boarding school, Aderyn Taun fights through each day. Lucky for her everyday is nearly the same making it simpler to cope with. When she walks through her bedroom door and finds a semi-conscious young man on her bed things begin to set into motion. And with a single name she has struck a deal with a monster, Saebriel Cashel. Suddenly swept under the dictatorship like rule of an Ancient pure blood vampire, Aderyn struggles against her own stubborn and independent personality to keep his rage on a low. Her simple existence turns into a fight for survival against Were-wolves, Vampires, magic, and a darker evil that has been tracking Aderyn since birth. Her only protector against this evil is Saebriel Cashel, the monster she made a deal with. With an ominous warning from a mystic Aderyns entire future depends on this one ancient, hormonal pure-blood Vampire. Her life is his, it always was. In the end he will have the choice to either be her complete destruction or her salvation.

Milania Fox is a young woman who's been working as a maid since she was sixteen. She has had terrible past experience's with abusive owners. She believes her life has taken a turn for the best when instead of being sold to another abusive man, a family decide to hire her. That is until Xander Hawke, Milania's childhood bully who made her life hell, turns out to be related to the family who bought her. Now having his eyes set on her, he wants to make her his... and not only as his maid. ----- Contains Some Mature Content AND this book is not edited. There will be mistakes that won't be sorted until it's complete. --'

When Rose Michaels was turned into a vampire, her life went to hell. She did not handle the transition to an immortal being well, and ended up becoming something that she never wanted. A killer. After she ends up killing the wrong person, she finds a temporary safe haven in the small Kansas town of Winston Heights. Soon after moving there, she befriends a small group of guys that have been nearly inseparable since birth. But then Rose starts to hear rumors about things that happened years ago - things that involve her newfound friends... What happens when Rose finds out that her friends aren't who they say they are, and her secret risks being exposed?