"Mmmm, salad"-Saeran

DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK.

[10x Featured] Eva did everything but follow the rules. No one seemed to understand her. Suffering domestic violence, she used humor to hide how alone and unwanted she truly felt. However, everything changes when her uncle arrives in Curaçao. After he introduces Eva to the world of piracy, her life sets a new course, but not everything was what it appeared to be. Will Eva finally find true happiness as a pirate? Or the challenges will overwhelm her and bring even more sorrow? Warning: violence, physical abuse, swearing, cursing, alcohol consumption, and mild sexual content. A/A = Action/Adventure Some awards: 🥇1st place in The Mysfic Awards 2021 (Action) 🥇1st place in The Candy Cane Awards (A/A) 🥇1st place in the Library Awards - Fall 2020 (Special Genre and perfect score) 🥇1st place in The Fairytale Awards 2020 (A/A and highest/perfect score) 🥇1st place in the Scarlet Awards 2020 (A/A) 🥇1st place in The Aureate Awards (A/A) 🥇1st place in the Jam Fest Awards 2021 (Best Fight Scene) 🥇1st place in the Sweet Treats Awards (Best Main Character and perfect score) 🥇1st place in The Spotlight Award (Best Opening Chapter) 🥇1st place in The Leaves Awards 2021 (Historic Fiction) 🏆Best Fight Scene & Best Emotional Scene in the Grandiose Mini-Awards 🏆Best Main Character in The Golden Flower Awards 🏆Best Female Lead in the Spark Awards 2020 🏆The Best Main Character (MC) in The Aureate Awards 🏆Best Blurb in the Dream Hearts Awards #1 in pirateadventure, piratecaptain, buccaneer, talesofthedeep, pirateship, and piracy #2 in pirateship and mixedgenre #4 in stealing #6 in piracy #12 in caribbean and actionpacked #112 in historicalfiction This book and its characters are mine, but the pictures and songs are not.

HeLlO mOtHeR fUcKeRs. YeS iM mAkInG aNoThEr FaNfIcTiOn. ThIs TiMe ItS a YaOi FaNfIc.

So. I did a thing and made a lemon book. Suggestions to what the next lemon should be is apreciated. Accept all fandom's and all types of lemons (girl x girl ext) however no insest or things like that. Enjoy!

This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me. **READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Karkat and Dave) will be a dick about everything. Therefore I cannot stress this enough but if you cannot handle this book and reactions to a ship you may like, then don't read the book. Thank you.

These oneshots won't very short. Also language warning. Credit to the original artist for the cover. I just added the lenny faces.

You died of tear gas at a factory and was soon transported to hell. The first person you see was none other then him.

This is a book that tells you 50 ways on how to annoy the awesome reaper, Grell Sutcliff.