"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

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"Reason number one not to fall in love with Phil Lester, he speaks in colors." ~ Dan Howell is in his last year of high school when, thanks to a bet, he is forced to prove to his friend how easy it is to not fall in love with somebody who cares for the stars more than he cares for himself. Who's crazy plans always seem to get him in trouble. Who, especially, feels in colors. {Lil bit of a trigger warning for here and there. Mentions of suicide, cutting, etc. This is a fluff phanfiction. There is no smut or bad swearing.} Translated to Spanish by @debilitae

"Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." The preachers words rang throughout the church and a series of "Amens!" chorused from the crowd. Dan looked down at his own bible, highlighting the words with a blue sharpie. "A man, who favors another man, is a sinner! For by choice, is he gay." Next to the passage in the holy text, he wrote 'choice'.

***** previously known as Hm? ( pastel!dan + punk!phil ***** Daniel James Howell is a normal boy. Besides the fact he loves to wear the brightest colours imaginable. Philip Michael Lester is a not so normal boy. He wears dark colours and has many piercings and tattoos even at his young age. The two boys didn't even know each other existed even though they'd been going to the same school. Warning: Swearing. Homophobia.

Dan Howell is capable of identifying the relationship a person has with somebody simply by touching the bare skin of each of the individuals. By using his fingertips, the teenager is able to find out the feelings that the people have for each other and the labels that they use for one another. Dan begins to grow comfortable with using his power on anybody and everybody, but when Phil Lester enters his life, he discovers his exception. Also, yes, the hands on the cover are Dan and Phil's actual hands. Highest rankings: number one in #phanfic, #phanfiction, #phandom, #danieljameshowell, #philiplester, and #danandphilfanfic.

TAMPONS | PHAN "I didn't think they were for you" When one boy goes to buy tampons for his girlfriend, he never expects to find himself falling for the cashier that checks him out (in more ways than one). ROOMON © 2016

"Never thought an all-star like you could ever like boys in skirts.." he paused. "Especially, boys who cheerlead for your arch nemesis's team." "You would be surprised, doll face." © 2019-2020

"I have a dare for Phil, seduce Daniel Howell." "That f-boy? He's homophobic!" "We can't be sure until we try." (I literally started writing this sitting on the floor of my schools bathroom before school started) [tw: abuse]

"i haven't even met you, and i miss you." --- Soulmate AU where you write something on your arm with pen or marker and it appears on the other person. Idea from a Tumblr post by @/Let_Gavin_free --- lowercase intended short chapters intended [ COMPLETED ] this is the cheesiest and most cringe-worthy thing I've ever written but you all seem to like it so THANK YOU 🖤🖤