Do you think i could self publish this?

His nose is gone you heck

So there was once a lizard

A super short story of three chapters about a man and a dying will. Thought about writing this story one day when I was walking on a winter night with a couple of pizzas. I was listening to The National, and my favorite song came in "About Today", feeling the cold weather on my cheeks and the warmth of my eyes. I might add a few side stories along the way. Cover made by Amber, my girlfriend and my inspiration. Support the author, a.k.a me: *paypal.me/gicetolu

If you like to talk to tomatoes, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with potatoes, Up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! VeggieTales! Broccoli, celery, gotta be VeggieTales, Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen, VeggieTales, Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour, VeggieTales. There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like VeggieTales. There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like VeggieTales. It's time for Veggie Taaaaaaaallllleeeeeeessssss!

Big scary. dont read if get spook easily

heelo am man from somalia, sorry for bad englandish. please give me thumb up and star and dollar for more story. thank you lots.