Pure smut for smut lovers! Ant treats Dec to an afternoon of surprises

Some things aren't meant to last forever; some things are only meant to be temporary. All a work of fiction. Do not read if not your thing.

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I was looking for a way to join Ant and Dec together with the singer Mika who I am a huge fan of and absolutely adore,so an Ant and Dec fic based on one of Mika's songs seemed like the obvious solution. The description is in the song😜

Accident on the pitch It was a warm summer afternoon on U21 Newcastle United grounds both boys were training for a U21 Newcastle United versus Sunderland A.F.C game. Dec was put in goal for the first time with a fantastic new talent

Okay, so this is just gonna be a book of one shots. They will vary with different styles but quite a few will be adorable. But I hope ya guys enjoy, maybe I'll ask for requests I'm not sure yet, but I'll think about it. If they do, I'll be sure to put a warning at the start but I don't think I'll need to do that! Anyway enjoy the read! :)

Ant and Dec have been best mates for years now, however Ant likes Dec more than a best mate, but Dec has a girlfriend. One night, when things start to go awfully wrong for Dec, a little too much drinking might change every for them both. Have their years of friendship gone to waste, or will it take a turn for the better and lead to something new?

The way they touch each other. Also on AO3.

After Ant & Dec have an argument with each other, Dec is randomly beat up in the streets by two thieves, will this save their friendship Inspired by deleted scenes of Alien Autopsy

Dec decides to give Ant a Valentine's breakfast, since it's their first Valentine's Day without partner. Ant/Dec pairing 100% fiction English is not my first language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes in the text.