Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

These are just a bunch of quotes that are said by mostly people in my class or my family. Started on 8-3-17 (hey @izzywriter not gonna lie, but kinda snatched this idea from you. hope you don't mind lol)

I can't believe that I'm doing another one of these. When does it end?? Well, here are some more completely screwed-up, completely true things I've heard people say... Feel free to contribute chapters :) *There is cussing so guard your baby eyes* [#145 in Humor as of 5/10/18]

Jokes that make no sense, that's why they are funny

Where my recent admiration of puns come together... Hopefully you find them as funny as I do...

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

This is the second book in the "Weird Things" series, so make sure to check out the first one! Basically just a collection of the stupid(ly funny) things I hear at school. For the best morsels of my life outside of school, read "Weird Things I Heard in Life." Contributions are welcome! DM me with your funny story and I'll give you credit for it. {Highest Ranking: #250 in Humor as of 9/28/17}

The Jokes that can only be understood by Band kids :D I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND IN THESE JOKES, I found internets and I know they can be VERY offending but still funny. SO TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED OKAY????

Here, you can ask some dumb and retarded questions to people with me. if you're a 'smartass' that doesn't like extremely stupid things (like not ordinary stupid), then gtfo. This is just for entertainment purposes, so please calm down your yaps. Or, that's just what the government wants you to hear.... i'll upload questions for you guys once in a week.(or when im bored or free) Please try to answer these questions as best as you can. (This is just for entertainment,and to give an answer to my boredom and curiosity)