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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Strange Things I Hear In Life

These are just a bunch of quotes that are said by mostly people in my class or my family. Started on 8-3-17 (hey @izzywriter not gonna lie, but kinda snatched this idea from you. hope you don't mind lol)

Weird Things I Heard In Life 3 | ✓

I can't believe that I'm doing another one of these. When does it end?? Well, here are some more completely screwed-up, completely true things I've heard people say... Feel free to contribute chapters :) *There is cussing so guard your baby eyes* [#145 in Humor as of 5/10/18]

Anti Jokes

Jokes that make no sense, that's why they are funny

puns

Where my recent admiration of puns come together... Hopefully you find them as funny as I do...

My Bad Puns And Jokes

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

Weird Things I Heard in School 2 | ✓

This is the second book in the "Weird Things" series, so make sure to check out the first one! Basically just a collection of the stupid(ly funny) things I hear at school. For the best morsels of my life outside of school, read "Weird Things I Heard in Life." Contributions are welcome! DM me with your funny story and...

Band Jokes :D

The Jokes that can only be understood by Band kids :D I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND IN THESE JOKES, I found internets and I know they can be VERY offending but still funny. SO TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED OKAY????

Dumb and retarded questions

Here, you can ask some dumb and retarded questions to people with me. if you're a 'smartass' that doesn't like extremely stupid things (like not ordinary stupid), then gtfo. This is just for entertainment purposes, so please calm down your yaps. Or, that's just what the government wants you to hear.... i'll upload que...

100 facts I know about you

I know many things about you, care to find out about a few? I also know many facts about the world that you may not have known were true. You should look into those as well. Please don't forget to vote share and follow, it really helps!

Pick Up Lines

A list of Pick Up Lines.

Zodiology

This a book of Zodiac fortunes and shit so read ahead!

Is This A Joke? (Joke book)

OH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to be the same, but that can not be avoided. That I have the same joke as...

Funny pick-up lines😁 (COMPLETE)

A collection of funny pick-up lines to try out😂😁👌

200 Bad pick up lines

Ever wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol

Wuz Up In My Mind?

Okay peoples this all the randomness that goes on in my mind. To warrior cats, to Once Upon A Time, to random chiz that goes up in my mind, to my wonderful friends, to anything I feel like talking about! PLEASE ENJOY!! *warning: my brain can not be controlled, I am very sorry if anything in this is offensive*

Useless Dumb Facts.

Facts, only complete and utterly useless. Have fun.

99 Facts About Girls

What the title says..... (Cover is not mine... but I really wish though)