I will be writing this story to explain and elaborate my hate and disgust against Cappy from Robots (2005). Please join me on my journey.

The following is a HIGH QUALITY compilation of text and emoticons taken from around the internet, and pasted into this story. All put into three parts. They include emojis so if your browser doesn't support them I'm sorry.

He was the "yee" to her "haw". He just didn't know it yet 👁👄👁