This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!) [Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]

All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}

[boyxboy] [formerly "Charlie".] Charlie and his friends are bored and not afraid to take a few risks in order to have some fun. Enter Byron: silent; mysterious; tragic; with only a year to live. He wants to have some fun too...

Cody is back in California - miserable and missing Tristan. Life is different since he got back from London and his friends seem distant and exclusive. He wants his boyfriend and he wants the thrill of saving the world. Careful what you wish for...

The third book in the Frustration series. [boyxboy] It's summer 2015 and Tyler Lincoln and his friends have just finished their final exams. Name Withheld are going on their first major North American tour; Jackson has a writing internship; Rachel and Josh are preparing for their first year in university; and Tyler is... Freaking out.

The first two books in the Frustration series: -Frustration. -Lost In Stereo. See inside for full blurbs :)

Nota comes from Elsewhere. He's been away for a year and things have changed. Now Elsewhere has forced its presence into the human world, along with a suddenly unwelcome visitor from Nota's past...

Alex thinks he has the perfect relationship with boyfriend Gary. When Dexter moves in next door to Alex, things start to get complicated. Everyone Dexter meets seems to develop feelings for him, and even though he's straight, Alex can't help but start to fall for him. These concerns he outlines in his brutally honest diary, while also dealing with his psychotic best friend Andie and his parents' divorce.

Cody James is a sixteen year old California native who is allergic to the rain. Unfortunately for him, due a mix up at the agency which was in charge of planning his summer working abroad, he's ended up au-pairing in rainy London for the affluent Darlington family, complete with adorable little girl and sex god big brother. However, from day one Cody notices that there's something strange about the Darlingtons, and it's not long before he figures it out...

Rowan is goodlooking, athletic, and clever, and attends Montague High School in his small town of Verona. Justin is a Sophomore in the bitter rival Capulet High School. With summer, Prom, and a grudge football game coming up, how will these two boys keep their heads and their hearts intact?