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Whoever said that the Mario characters were 'boring' never read THIS book. Presenting a series of not-always-so-short stories about Super Mario and friends... sort of. You may laugh. You may cry. But don't expect anything normal. However, we can tell you to expect the Crazy and unexpected. Such as talking inanimate objects, time-defying specials, and always a healthy dose of idiot logic all wrapped up in the package known as Unwieldy Imagination. (This is the Mario tv show you never really had.) Starring mostly main series Mario characters, including: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, and more. Also featuring loads and loads of references, songs, and stupidity. Welcome to Crazy Mario Land! Read at the risk of your sanity. BUT EMBRACE THE CRAZY!!

Finally, the final installment in the "The Worst Ever" series, which you don't need to read in order. This groundbreaking final installment aims to create the absolute worst fanfiction ever made. (This story is meant to have terrible grammar/plot holes/terrible everything, because it's a PARODY STORY.) Okay, here's the synopsis. when gandolfo, teh best wizrd in all of teh galxy, deceids to go on a epic quist, he is joind by other heros as well, includin but nott limeted to harreh podder, skuldugger pleasan, frohdoh baggin, hermynee granjer, and miny mor heros awayt to join our heros. Unfertinately, darts vayder and the evil wizrd voldehmor, and also teh evil gumli, ar determind too destroi our heroic epic heros of epic hero-ness. Will gandolfo win agains darts vadr, or will he looz? read dis epic heroic book about heros to find out.

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