Carl Gallagher would fuck anything with a pulse. But what happens when, for the first time, the feeling isn't mutual?

"baby girl, don't get cut on my edges..."

I hate this story please do not take it seriously. I will not be updating it. I wrote it to prove you sheeps love cheesy plots over unique plots 💕 "Fuck you mom. I'm going to live with Uncle Kevin." Delilah Barker was known for being the shy girl... but deep down... no one knew the truth. that was until she moved to Illinois. this is a 17y/o Carl fic... because I mean Ethan is 17 and so am I so... it would be weird otherwise. I suck at descriptions but kill at writing so hey, give me a chance. THIS IS PURE COMEDY I'M A HATER TO THIS STORY

••• I don't want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else ••• If I had to pinpoint the exact moment when my ordinary life turned into the complete messy shit show that it is now, i would probably narrow it down to the time my best friend Carl Gallagher told me he had a girlfriend.

Skylar Rosemary, a 15 year old girl. She moves to Chicago with her alcoholic dad. Find out what happens when she meets the Gallaghers •sorry I'm not good with descriptions• Warning!!: I'll probably have spoilers

" my place or yours? " " huh? "