They say it all the time, but what does it ACTUALLY mean? And was it really wise for them to get SO drunk...?

A collection of one-shots primarily featuring Ineffable Husbands! *** Cover Art: F.GAR *** TWs: Blood/Gore, Accidental/Suicide

Aziraphale doesn't think they are dating. Crowley has other ideas

aziraphale was a simple, sweet Angel. crowley was a cold, vicious demon. but really, what else was keeping them apart? colour. they didn't see colour until they kissed their soulmate. dear god, please let this turn out well Edit: #1 on #myboys !!!!#

𝙤𝙠𝘼𝙔 𝙎𝙊 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙀, 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 6. 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜, 𝙄 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 1-5 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩- The title says it all, my dudes. Slow updates by the way so- Y e a h Just a disclaimer, I DO take requests, but I can only do so much that I may not do it exactly to your liking. For example: If I dont do your request/idea, I'm deeply sorry about it. Please dont feel bad. I liked the story behind it, but I just couldnt get my mind set on it. I will NOT do a Aziraphale/Crowley x Reader. It's not that I hate it, I'm just not very comfortable with the idea of it. You read what you like, I'm just not very fond of (insert character name here) x Reader. I will NOT do a Female!Crowley x Aziraphale or Female!Aziraphale x Crowley, because sometimes I'm not comfortable with using a ship to make one male into a permanent female. I will NOT do any other ship outside of Aziraphale x Crowley. This book has to be just about our Ineffable Husbands Started: June 6th, 2019 Finished:

Oneshots about an angel and a demon who are obviously meant for each other Warning: this will include Bxb Fluff Dirty talk Smut Cover isn't mine and credit to the artist The characters aren't mine either and neither is the series

"Eden, the origin of everything?" No, mankind's history starts centuries earlier. Only a few souls remember the epoche before Eden. Crowley is one of them. The highest authority herself dooms him to keep it secret. Even in front of Aziraphale he can't open up. The memories constantly eat further into his soul. If he opened up to his partner, who knows if he could handle the true story of his fall? When an old friend pays the demon a visit, the fate of earth starts to vaguely saunter downwards as. Omega is near. History dares to repeat itself. Crowley is forced to break his silence for saving his angel's life. Nobody could have imagined the real outcome of the story.

Aziraphale convinced Crowley to go on a date with him, and is super excited to try something new with him. although, Crowley has some other plan for his special outing with Aziraphale - honestly don't take this too seriously, I'm just in love with this show and in love with these two goofs and I wanted to write a little thing about them ;)

That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.

An Angel walks into a bar....