"So you two sleep together? " "We have sex. " he said. "Same thing." "Well yeah. " "But you hate eachother? " "Hell yeah. " we said at the same time. I hate him so much I'd kill him in a heartbeat.

Oneshots that starring... ~🅱️eter ~Tiny Stark Also including... ~the rest of the avengers lmao the chapter titles and that description make the book seem like it's full of crack but I promise it's not