Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

***Sequel to "I Am a Survivor of the Zombie Apocalypse"*** It has been a month since Wynne, Doyle, Seth, and Izzy, reached Finley, the only safe haven for hundreds of miles around. Finley is a great place, and they have beds, food, clothes, electricity - anything they could want. But pretty soon, with the disappearance of one of her friends and the strange actions of Matt, the leader of Finley's right-hand-man, Wynne realizes that things aren't as they seem. Highest Rankings: #18 in Adventure #19 in Adventure #485 in Action