Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

We ruin your childhood by making every chapter a messed up story. Including Dora the explorer, Peppa pig, Donald Trump, and Calliou. We add drawings by the way. *WaRnInG*, Microwave and Toaster are the creator's code names. Microwave and toaster both have problems with ending every story with all characters dying. Just not Ariana Grande and Victoria Justice. Aka Ariana and her biggest hater.

Still a better love story than Twilight.