I wrote this at 3AM lol

The sequel/prequel to "JSchlatt breaks into your house and steals your toilet paper." In elementary school, I was notorious for being the worst at writing horror. So here I am. Writing horror. I wrote this at 3AM too lol

I wrote it and I'm posting it here. Don't question why I don't know.

I know clouds and lava aren't mobs but they are just extras for you guys. And yes the DERP moment really happened in real life. I might add more Mobs in the future. I hope you have fun reading this and Enjoy!

CallMeCarson x Super Secret Spy Idol Hatsune Miku, who is the inventor of Dominos Pizza (TM) Featuring: Pokimaine Cscoop Traves Noah Hugbox Another vocoaliod, I had to Google her just for this. (Note: This is clearly satire.)

(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fill me with knowledge. Throughout my new career, I get closer and closer to Mr. Musk. So close, in fact, that I smell his musky musk everyday. Thank you, Elon, very cool.