Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Marinette: A boy-hating , cruel princess who has a reputation for cruelly rejecting anyone who asks her out, or even shows signs of affection to her. One day, as she transfers to a new high school, Miraculous High, she immediately discovers the hot, cocky, fantasy, most popular guy, Adrien Agreste, who has all the girls begging at his feet. In other words, a playboy. But Marinette has a secret, something Adrien can use against her. Marinette hates guys. Absolutely despises them. Adrien hates girls, but can't help but break their world down. He has broken the heart of every girl he saw...until now, when he finds a challenge. Can he make Marinette fall for him? Will he get cruelly rejected in the process? Will Marinette's secret get out? Or will he fall for her?

Adrien Agreste has never been to public school. Supposedly he should be getting his soulmate tattoo, but then, he meets Marinette. sorry, no heroes. •characters belong to Zag Toons•

Bakugou, a young nurse who wants to become a doctor one day, falls in love with his teacher doctor Izuku Midoriya. His siblings/Bakusquad doesn't approve the relationship because Izuku is seven years older than Katsuki. Izuku and Katsuki managed to hide it for short time but when his siblings find out, story would go little upside down. What would Izuku's wife do in that story. How would things turn out, when Katsuki and Izuku meet after 15 years? Read and find out. . . . ¡WARNING! I don't own bnha characters or pictures used in story. I only edit. This is DekuBaku story in which Bakugou is bottom. The story would have smut, cursing and bloody scenes, so if you are sensitive please don't read it. No quirks though.

Katsuki Bakugou is a young omega doctor who by chance happens to be world's cruellest villain's soulmate. He decides to help police to catch his soul mate but the plan did not go well and now Katsuki is stuck with villains and his cruel, evil soulmate. What will happend to Katsuki? Will he survive? How will things turn out when Villains founds out that he is their boss's soulmate? Will Katsuki ever ran away? This is DekuBaku story, also a Omegaverse. Deku is the alpha and also the villain. Bakugou on the other hand is a doctor. In this story there wont be quirks or anything just normal world. . . . . . Also there would be rape, blood and a lot of drama, so if you dont like it, dont read it. I don't own the bnha characters or pictures used in story

What would happen if a casual stoner and a suicidal nerd got stuck together during the zombie apocalypse? Warning: This fanfiction will contain a fuck ton of swearing, suicidal thoughts/actions, and a shit ton of gay. If you don't like that, then you're out of luck. (side note or whatever: best description ever ikr? Idk how to explain this.. just go with it)

you had a pretty simply life....... Well it changes when new guy moves to the neighborhood

You live with your overprotective older brother--Astra. But, you didn't mind, he's the only blood-related family after all, you wouldn't want to lose him. But, what happens when strange deaths starts to happen to people who are dear to you ? What would you do ? -Slight gore -lemons (if requested) -vulgar language -super jealousy -overprotective CUTENESS OVERLOAD !!!!!

They all want you. They won't let you be anyone else's. They'll make you their's. At any cost. Any. When you learn that you're moving, because your dad's getting remarried, you don't like it. One bit. But, when you learn that your dad's new wife has five sons, you're very excited. But, you should've run, while you still had the chance. For now, you don't have any chance of escape. None. "I've never felt anything. And, now that I've met you, I won't let you escape." -Cameron "You can see right through me. I like that. I'm going to make you mine." -Damien "You're the prey. I'm the hunter. I'll make sure you don't escape." -Hunter "I'll make sure to keep you in the darkness. To make sure you only love me." -Henry "We're best friends, right? And, best friends never leave each other. Ever." -Lyle. I don't own you. I just own the story, and, the characters in this story (Except you). Enjoy! =^-^= Highest Ranking in Teen Fiction: 79 Highest Ranking in Fan-fiction: 402 Highest Ranking in 'xreader' : 53 Highest Ranking in 'insanity' : 14 Highest Ranking in 'reader insert' : 28

Princess, what's there to be afraid of? If you choose to die then we'll die together! Your blood is my blood by bound it's royal blood.