The SOAD boyz embark on an epic interdimensional journey across space time, shattering the laws of physics and public decency [Actually I change my mind from my previous rating this isn't that profane (yet(?)) there's just hella swears and one (1) brief tasteful nudity so I now pronounce this booleansheet Rated E for everyone jk let's go with pg~13]

DISCONTINUED‼️ Daron and Serj are in love, but all good things must come to an end. {Warning: Everything in this is a work of fiction, and in no way meant to insult or belittle any of the members of System of a Down. Neither is this meant to fetishize or romantisize anxiety disorders and mental illness. This is fully me projecting my inner torments onto people I find beautiful because I don't have any other way to vent my frustration.}

Serj x Daron one shot because why the fuck not. Credit to all you motherfuckers in the autistic System of a Down chat on kik and to Aldo for rewriting the sex scene. ily bbs

The two most dangerous rival gangs in LA always going head to head for the death. Daron Malakian, leader of the S.O.B. Serj Tankian, leader of the Harakiri. Daron returns to LA after disappearing and this infuriates Serj, but strange feelings arise as they know more and more about each other after Daron starts working for Serj, but they are sworn enemies, not to mention extremely straight, right?

*opens trenchcoat* derj content

Messy Shenanigans An expansion on the universe in which "Aquarium" takes place All events are very fictitious

Look out here come my SOADoodles lol

DISCLAIMER: Serj and Daron are single in this AU. Enjoy!

Serj Tankian, un experimentado actor en el cine pornográfico, comienza a cuestionarse si quiere continuar con lo que considera es un trabajo sin futuro. Pero es cuando conoce al joven, tierno y amateur en el porno gay, Daron Malakian, en que siente que su vida, para variar, podría estar mejor... System of a Down AU!Cine pornográfico, smut, los '90 (digamos 1993), Serj tendría unos 26 y Daron 18