Agh! The cringe! This is supposed to be a joke, but let's see how far I get into this.

Oh god if ur horny youll love it

The Holy Lord Shrek will free you. Shrek accepts all mistakes and failures. For he is love, he is life. Leave all of your anxieties in your words to Holy Shrek. He will erase them all and replace them with a peaceful mind. An onion a day keeps the normies away.

You made the mistake of stepping through the beautiful doors that flowed with those alluring rose petals This story may contain violence, mature reading, and cursing I'm aware the picture is of koyoya but oh well. pics aren't mine See ya my lovelys~❤

A little glimpse into the life of Coran whilst Allura and the paladins are asleep.

One fateful night, your teacher, the Duolingo owl, invites you over to his home to tutor you for a Spanish test in two days. He discovers shortly into the session that you neglected to practice your vocabulary words. Again. He's angry. Very. Berry. Angry. With you. Will you get adequately punished? ~~Read this story to find out~~