A Reluctant Soldier
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Formerly 'The lightning Tyrant'
Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, Berserkers, Albos, Zivots, Aquates, Souvras. Under the rule of the new all-mage, the eight magical races and humans live in peace in the kingdom. But an Tyrant steps up in the east, rising a horde of Orcs to march to the capital city of Forlam. The royal army recruits every able man to repel the attack.
A simple farmer couldn't care less about the war. Even if they'd got overrun, they'd still need farmers. So he isn't happy when he's forced to join the army. His ill-conceived humor and list brings him into trouble way before reaching the battlefield.
First book in the "Allmage" series.