After reading Carry On, I kept thinking of different ways/times that Simon and Baz could have had their first kiss, so I decided to start writing them down. Some of them will be AUs. It's mostly fluff with a bit of angst mixed in.

Baz dropped his head onto the edge of Simon's bed, next to Simon's limp hand. "I'd take all of your stupidity if it meant I could have you back." ~ Or, when Goblins put Simon in a coma, Baz isn't sure what he's supposed to do with himself. He settles for never leaving Simon's side.

a book compiled of short stories about simon snow and baz pitch and a million different ways they can fall in love. [requests are open!]

Baz is the son of Mr. Pitch, the CEO of Pitch Industries. Instead of focusing on his business studies like he knows he should, Baz spends his time at the local tennis club. He has an obsession with the polo shirts, the courts, the racquets, and even a new obsession with the boy who works at the coffee shop next door: Simon Snow. Simon is a hard-working student who hasn't decided on a major. He has decided that he's got a passion for coffee, tea, and scones, so he works at the local coffee shop. His life is boring until one day a certain customer with long hair and pale skin comes in, fresh off the court and ready to steal his heart: Baz. Ranked #1 in the snowbaz tag! (11/17/19) Ranked #1 in the carry tag! (12/15/19-12/23/19) Ranked #1 in the Bunce tag! (12/15/19) Ranked #1 in the carryon tag! (1/3/20)

It's been a year since Simon and Baz broke up: a year of Simon Snow having to see pictures of Baz and Agatha in the papers as the happy power couple, a year of Baz Pitch being terribly miserable. Now, a year later, fate brings the two together again. In light of everything that happened between them, Simon has to see if he can balance his past and his future and, more importantly, if he can forgive Baz for everything he said that fateful evening. Baz has to see which is more important: his future at his father's company or getting Simon to let him back into his heart. **SEQUEL TO MY CUP OF TEA** Ranked #3 in the carry tag! (12/19/19) Ranked #1 in the snowbaz tag! (1/1/20)

If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)

Summary: Simon Snow and Baz Pitch meet online and they get closer every day. There are complications in both of their lives. They take comfort in each other. or A crossover fic of Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda and Carry On where Simon and Baz both have secret identities.

The second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)

Simon finds Baz's diary after flipping their room upside down in a fit of rage. Except it's locked... Then Simon agrees to do a 'favour' for Baz. Simon didn't know it would mean going to Baz's home and having to pretend to be his boyfriend during winter break. The diary is his only way out. Though he can't seem to find that damn key...

It's Simon and Baz's 6th year back at Watford. Last year Simon followed Baz around like a hound trying to prove he was a vampire. After a bloody incident one soccer training Simon finally has proof. How will Simon's knowledge of Baz's true identity bring them together?