Davejohn UvU *sprinkles davejohn everywhere* *throws some skittles* tASTE THE RAINBOW

I love the song All About Us by he is we so I'm like. FANFIC. warning: extreme cuteness boyxboy and pepsicola kawaiiness

Dave. A freakishly tall boy who claims his actions serve as "ironic purposes." Also Karkat's professional best bro. Karkat. An angry and small troll boy who accidentally falls head over heels for his "best bro." Shit goes the fuck down. (Art cover cred to saberghatz on Tumblr)

Since everyone writes so many sadstucks I thought hey let's make a happy and funny one aye ((excuse bad grammar, I don't write very often..))

John is very unfortunate. His dad abuses him He's bullied by his ex-bestfriend But, somehow, Karkat makes it all better. Yeah, all better. t/w: abuse, rape mention, homophobic slurs disclaimer: i wrote this story six years ago when i was ten. i had not yet finished reading homestuck (still haven't tbh but i'm working on it) so EVERYTHING is probably ooc. i have left this completely as it was when posted, aside from a couple chapters that i edited when i was 12ish. those will have a tag at the top saying it was edited. thanks for reading.

Pepsicola fanfiction cuz aww ^u^ Basically, there's no game and everyone's in high school. Also, the cover belongs to ikimaru.tumblr And I don't own any part of Homestuck or its characters, it all belongs to Andrew Hussie.

This is basically Crockercorp AU John x Alpha!Dave THERE IS SMUT Also there's bad words in it Hope you enjoy :3

A cute one-shot DaveKat fluff story. Dave teaches Karkat a little about Human science.

You read the title, right? Well, make a request: -Comment a ship -Specify an AU (if you want it) ? -NSFW OR SFW? -Free control? (Just let me do whatever) For all your sinner needs!

Title says all. Just my random shit. There's no smut here. There's a few AUs and just some random stuff. No hate!