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❝Calm your tits, man. You got your fucking dark roast latte with an extra shot of fuckboy all over my arm!❞ During an evening in May, Tasha Aquino finally acquires her chance at an adventure. However, it comes at a deadly price and her seemingly uneventful life is launched into pandemonium. When her younger sister is kidnapped before her eyes, Tasha receives an eerie phone call from a rogue group of intelligence and learns the abduction wasn't an unfortunate incident - it's part of a deeper, complex plot. With Tasha's sister missing, the only way to get her back, is to follow a specific set of instructions. As Tasha executes the tasks, she begins to uncover disheartening truths about the father she looked up to. With each mission, Tasha must chuck her pride aside and put faith in Agent Harry Styles-Kitson aka the King of Doucheland, because if she wants to save her sister, they have to save her together. For a girl who's been raised to be tenacious and independent, learning how to accept the help of others is an expedition all on its own. To the world, Tasha may seem like an ordinary Filipino girl just trying to get by. But Tasha is everything but a princess who needs saving. She's strong, she's relentless, she's dope. ◌ ◌ » action, comedy, romance, female empowerment » filipino main character. #talkthepoc » warnings: profane language, violence, death » started: 10/17/18

in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.