"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii
❝Calm your tits, man. You got your fucking dark roast latte with an extra shot of fuckboy all over my arm!❞ During an evening in May, Tasha Aquino finally acquires her chance at an adventure. However, it comes at a deadly price and her seemingly uneventful life is launched into pandemonium. When her younger sister is...
in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.