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Teach Me to Please | Please Me #1 by SweetCosette
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C O M P L E T E D : 24/02/22 Sienna Callum was popular - scratch that - she was the queen of high school. She had tons of gorgeous friends wishing to be her, smoking hot flings, and an unbelievably trendy fashion sense. But, she needed one more thing. Decent grades to graduate. Roman Lawrence was a nerd - scratch that - THE nerd of high school. Yet, his exceptional intelligence made him stand out among those seeking to learn. He had one problem though, the girl he'd been crushing on since kindergarten didn't like him back. One of the reasons? His lack of experience.... sexually. This isn't boy meets girl. This is mouse meets vixen. This is what happens when these two opposites strike a deal and things get hot. "So, here's my offer: you tutor me in school, and I tutor you in sex." _____ W A R N I N G T H I S S T O R Y C O N T A I N S : ❤︎ sexual/mature content ❤︎ explicit language ❤︎ alcohol consumption ❤︎ mild violence _____ H I G H E S T R A N K I N G S : 1 #virginboy 1 #goodboybadgirl 1 #nerdboy 1 #scandalous 1 #populargirl 1 #tutor 1 #badgirlgoodboy 2 #forbidden 2 #eroticromance 3 #sexy _____ S T A R T E D - 05/03/2021 C O M P L E T E D - 24/02/2022 (word count: 200,000 - 250,000)
Mystic Messenger Yandere X Reader by epicfail4me
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Mystic Messenger MC going into the Bad End Route Read that? Bad End BAD End B A D E N D ! !
Children of the Water (Yandere M. x F. Reader) by Cloakedranger
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It is told that a monster lives in the abandoned ruins by the village of Watergrove. Children are warned not to look into the eyes of the monster, or they will be taken and will never return. Adults have even been rumored to have been killed by this very monster. At the age of six, (f/n) catches sight of the monster, only to return to the village and grow up. Has she escaped the monster, or will she still be taken? I do not own the cover image, music videos or content w/in the videos used in this story. I do own the story, its plots, its characters, etc., though, so please do not steal. Thank you, and I hope that you enjoy the story^-^. Also, this story is on Quotev under my profile name Darkened Warrior.
Infectious Devotion (Yandere M. x Fem. Reader) by Cloakedranger
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This is the second book in "The Infectious Series." Please read my book "Infectious Intent" first before reading this one. Link: https://www.wattpad.com/521206667-infectious-intent-m-yandere-x-f-reader-the Seven months have passed since finding out the creature's past in his grandfather's cabin, and the creature still insists on having a child with his little helper, (f/n) (l/n), much to her utter dread. Due to their disagreement over this, a deal forms, which leads (f/n) far away from her home and parents but the creature as well. As she ventures into new towns and unsettling buildings, will she manage to escape the creature's plans for her, or will he catch her and finally have her completely in his clutches? I do not own the cover image, any artwork, videos or content within the videos used in this story. I do own the story, its plot, characters, etc., though, so please do not steal. Thank you, and I hope that you enjoy the story.
Infectious Intent (M. Yandere x F. Reader) by Cloakedranger
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The Readers Choice Awards 2018 Winner - General Fiction Genre Cankerfell Tunnels, a place where people travel to gain fame and wealth, yet every single individual who goes in disappears. Most assume them to be dead due to the many bodies discovered in the surrounding woods. These deaths are attributed to one murderer. No one believes the killer to be human, however. When (f/n)'s friend, a paranormal investigator, ventures inside them with her fellow teammates, she never comes back. With a possible paranormal entity on the loose, will (f/n) follow in after her friend and meet this supposed creature herself? Or, will she be greeted by a more dreadful fate? I don't own the cover picture. Moreover, I don't own any music videos or content w/in the videos. All rights go to the respectful owners. I do own the story, its plot, characters, etc., however. So, please don't steal. Thank you for reading, and I hope that you enjoy^-^! This story is also on my quotev account under the profile name Darkened Warrior.
Butcher & the baker  by asmara_124
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Moving to a the middle of Texas with your very new boyfriend was making your life complicated enough until you get a job working along side the gentle giant Thomas which made things significantly more interesting. This does have trigger/smut warning in the chapter title!
Infectious Submission (M. Yandere x Fem. Reader) by Cloakedranger
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This is the third book in "The Infectious Series," so please read the first two beforehand: "Infectious Intent" (number one) and "Infectious Devotion" (number two). Two months have passed since the incidents at Flat Peak, and Ether has been searching for his pink flower, (f/n) (l/n), desperately. No luck, though, has greeted him, and he finds himself in a self-induced weakened state. Physically, mentally and emotionally, he is exhausted. As Ether looks for (f/n), she endures countless struggles over the two months that bring her closer to the edge. In order for her to escape her imprisonment, she'll need a miracle or help from the one her tormentor seeks. I do not own the cover image, videos or content within the videos used in the story. I do own the story, its plot, characters, etc., so please do not steal. Thank you, and I hope that you enjoy the story.