Pugsleys idea of affection is ... a little different from most. In the sense that he believes pain is enjoyable Eugene thinks he's a complete nutcase and nothing like his stone faced sister Wednesday And secretly wishes he was more like her But what happens when a small scuffle ignites something deep within pugsley? When Eugenes hand slips and pugsleys lip bleeds.

Logan Sanders is a genius. Age five he won the noble prize in physics. Age ten hired by the government. Age fifteen joined the secret service. Age twenty four and holding his own experiment. A team of he, himself and them are working on a experiment to push the human race farther than ever before. He needs five test subjects maximum and my does he get an interesting bunch. Roman Prince, 23 Aspiring actor Cousin Remus Duke Best friend De Virgil Anx, 22 Makeup artist Fake Father Patton Best friend Patton Deceit Mendacium, 24 Waiter Relatives unknown Best friend Roman Remus Duke, 21 Stripper Cousin Roman Prince Best friend unknown Patton Hart, 23 Charity worker Fake son Virgil Best friend Virgil All five are utterly different. Yet perfect for the experiment the only person left? Logan Sanders, 24 Experimental scientist Relatives unknown No friends Logan's experiments. Good intentions. Bad intentions. I'll let you decide. (Full credit to I_Am_Not_Creative_1 for this original concept. Please check out there work they're an amazing author.)

When three boyfriends and their friend moved into a mansion they didn't expect it to be haunted. Logan and Thomas suspect something because everything that was dirty is clean in the morning. Logan's boyfriends, Patton and Roman, both said they didn't do it. Neither of them were known to lie. But the person who actually did it was in hiding out of fear. A/N: this is a LAMP fanfic and a human AU type thing.

Thomas, Patton, Roman, Logan and Virgil are all in charge of babysitting you! Logan is caring for your logical human needs, Patton wants to play, Roman loves to dress you up and take you on epic, make believe quests, and Virgil loves to take care of you and is very kind to you. Of course, Thomas is there to make sure the sides don't get too carried away. What will happen when a dark twist of fate changes everything?