was only 9 years old >I loved Betty so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Betty every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Betty is love" I say; "Betty is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a Loser. >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Betty >I called him a Dweeb >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Betty! >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my Betty now." >Betty grabs me with his powerful Betty hands and puts me down onto my Head. >I'm ready >I spread my mouth for Betty >Betty grabs it and throws it >It hurts so much but I do it for Betty >I can feel my Mouth tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Betty >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my Mouth with his love >My dad walks in >Betty looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Betty now." >Betty leaves through my window >Betty is love. Betty is life.

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Y/N is a shy and clumsy 4'1 ft sm0l garl with long ass crusty blonde hair and ocean, sapphire, emerald, gold, amethyst, lagoon blue eyes, which change to pink, seacrest, grenat, wisteria eyes (I watched those 'rare colors u prolly never heard of' tiktoks for this) when the full moon comes out. She lived in poor circumstances.... So that her own mother, had to sell her to a rich man. And this man was none other than... Mike glotzkowski. Glotzkowski is the German name for Wazowski. Glotz comes from the verb 'glotzen', which is another term for 'staring'.

I got this idea in my biology class. We were watching a video where two cows did the stable salsa. This scene opened the creative part of my brain, so I decided to write a romantic love story. I hope you enjoy <3 Heather is a shy cow but hopelessly in love with the school bully Keaton. Everything was going well until a new exchange student appeared and it seems like they caught Keaton's attention. Will Heather win the fight against the new one? Or will she fall into a deep black hole of depression. Have fun! TW: cringe Please take my phone away. All characters belong to me. Don't use my "art" please. Except Mr. Twister's face. 🙂

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hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?

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