a jinkx monsoon fanfiction

Severus Snape is quite happy being alone, he couldn't have Lily why bother now? But when Lucius Malfoy asks him to look after Narcissa and Draco in a moment of weakness, things start to change. Enter Elizabeth Walden, fresh from Hogwarts with a liking for short shorts and according to her friends, an unhealthy crush on her old potions master.