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Subway Cars & Lonely Hearts by jayne-dough
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in which a college student accidentally leaves her journal on the subway and a hollywood star contacts the number inside.
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☻ BAD PUNS ☻ by sarahdiamonds
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"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah
Property of the Mafia by MintSprinkles
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Linette Cyan did not expect to give up her ordinary nineteen year-old life as wedding dowry in an arranged marriage. Engaged to a charismatic and compelling man who seeks rebellion against his powerful father, Linette finds herself plummeting into the same bloodbath of mystery as her vengeful fiancé. She soon discovers that she, too, is a key piece in a dangerous game of greed between rival families. Passion, tragedy, deceit, and murder become common occurrences in the perilous life of the unlikely couple. But how much are they willing to sacrifice for justice to prevail? Will they conquer their inner demons and find closure to a century-long mystery? This series is split into two parts: PART 1 | Tresora Arc : Chapters 1 - 28 PART 2 | Noir Arc : Chapters 29-45 + Epilogue Completed October 2015. ACHIEVEMENTS (thank you lovelies!) : Awarded "One of the Most Read Stories in 2014". #2 in Action. ___ Old description: Recipe for 1 Linette Cyan: 1) Your dad is a notorious Mafia boss' right hand man. 2) Your family has a million dollar debt. 3) You become compensation through engagement to said Mafia boss' son. 4) You have (and are) a key to an ancient treasure vault being hunted down by opposing Mafia families. 5) Become a witness to murder, illegal drug operations, and treason. Repeat. 6) Engage repeatedly in gunfights and be kidnapped and held hostage on numerous occasions. 7) Learn that your best friend from high school is also a mobster. 8) Be able to fit inside a box containing illegal drugs. 9) Have a crazy madman want you dead. 10) Be able to run for your life in heels, and have a tazer with you 24/7. Seriously.
Sorry, Wrong Number by mariemartinn
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"Hey Blake, I'm sorry but I don't think we can do this anymore." "Who the f*ck is Blake?" "Oh, sh*t!" A dialogue story *completed*
It's The Right Thing by PjWhites
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"You hit my car and left 30 dollars?" "I know and I'm truly sorry." "What the hell am I supposed to do with 30 dollars?" "Sorry, it was all I had on me! I don't carry cash, alright. What did you expect me to do, leave my debit card?" "I expected to not walk out and find my car dented." ** This is a DIALOGUE book **
HAIR (ON HOLD) by 1800FukMeUp
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(IMAGE SENT) WIG SNATCHED!!!! Delivered at 6:43 PM Billie?? Do you get it? It's because I don't have any hair haha. Delivered at 6:57 PM I shaved my head haha. Gosh you're really making me feel worse about this situation rn. Do I look bad? Delivered at 7:08 PM ✧༝┉┉┉┉┉˚*❋ ❋ ❋*˚┉┉┉┉┉༝✧ In which a girl with cancer texts the wrong number.
NUDES (REWRITING) by 1800FukMeUp
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(IMAGE SENT) Lana tell me, is my left boob bigger than my right? Delivered at 9:08 PM This isn't Lana but, HOLY TITS! Delivered at 9:10PM YIKES!!! Wrong number!!! Ahsks Ajxodbd Delivered at 9:10PM In which a girl accidentally sends nudes to the wrong number.