This story is about my rooty-tooty-in-the-booty ass Principal who is literally one of the loudest, annoying, and obnoxious people on this goddamn planet. Tbh this story is gonna a lot of me talkin shit about him and it'll be more fiction than nonfiction bc his life is pretty fuckin boring but my fatass is gonna dive deep into the crevices of his crusty ass personality and showcase that shit throughout the story. I hope yall enjoy this shit bc my fatass put a lotta effort in this bitch. -Froejiggalow