{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with something Percy Jackson related, you're in the right place! A few things to expect? -Jercy -Bromance -Dams -Sarcasm -Hi -Does anyone even read these things? *Disclaimer: None of the jokes are mine :)

Annabeth transfers to Goode High to surprise Percy along with many of their friends from Camp *Rights to Rick Riordan*

Book One in The Road To Revenge Series. Pjo/Hoo + Avengers + Magnus Chase + D.C. crossover. The Demigods and The Avengers unite for war. War against who though? Find out for your self! Percy is nineteen in the beginning. You can figure out the ages of the rest on your own useing relative aging.

DISCONTINUED Percy Jackson has done everything the gods expected him to do. But when a new son of Poseidon appears at camp and that seems to have unusual powers that effects everyone but one. What do this son of Poseidon do? He gets Percy banished, disclaimed and forgotten. So when the first being in the world we know says that Percy is his reincarnated son, what will the world expect of now? I do not own the characters nor the pictures. Only the plot. This is probably at a 12-13 years old limit because of later chapter. May 5th 2017 - ?

Piper is angry that Zeus didn't save Jason like Thalia so now she has nothing. Or does she? She wants to take everything out there now. Inspired by user LonelyDarkLord.

Percy has been attending Goode for a break since the war with Gaea. But when he finds how his least favourite classmates Kayla, Anthony, Stephanie, and John are demigods, things take a swerve for the worst. When one of the four are kidnapped, it's up to Percy and others to get him back- before it all goes to shit once again. Best ranking: #1 goodehighschool *I don't own Percy Jackson or Heroes of Olympus. Rights for all the characters, except for my original characters, go to Rick Riordan. I own nothing except my original characters and the plot. No art present in the book is mine unless I say so* OH MY GOD. this is terrible and i have no idea why it's still up!! for some reason it's getting reads so i will leave it up but oh god my old writing makes me want to cry. Don't even bother unless you are okay with weird characters and a shit plot line.

After that I only wore black. Black like the charred remains of everything I had once loved, black like the smoke billowing into the sky as my tears cut tracks through the black soot coating my face, and black like the little puppy that was squirming in my arms afterward, the only piece of my old life I had left. ~¤~ Four years ago, Nico's life was perfect. He had two loving parents, a caring older sister, and a beautiful house in Italy. Then a fire started in their house and everything Nico loved crumbled along with the walls and family photos. Now, Nico and his dad live in America with Nico's step mom and sister, but Hades is almost never home and Nico has hardly smiled since the fire. Maybe the boy who just moved in across the street can help him bring a stop to the relentless bullying Nico has been dealing with for two years, and maybe he can teach him to smile again in the process. - the playlist for this is linked in my bio -

[Billionaire / Fake Relationship] The last thing Livy expects is to fall for Logan, the hot but damaged billionaire who wants to help her pay for her dad's medical bills. The catch: they have to pretend to be married for one year! ***** How far would you go to save the only family you've ever known? Olivia, a lifelong optimist, has just graduated from college and is about to start a new job when she gets the earth-shattering news that her dad is ill. Scared, she drops everything and moves home to be with him. While walking on the beach one day, she runs into the most attractive man she has ever laid eyes on. The chemistry between them is sizzling from the first moment. Turns out, he is rich, successful, and battling the demons of a past relationship that has left him broken. But when he finds out that Livy needs help paying for her dad's medical bills, he jumps to her rescue. The catch: they have to pretend to be happily married for at least one year. Enough time for her to get the trust fund money her grandma left her so that she can pay him back, and enough time for him to change his bad boy reputation. But things get complicated when feelings and a burning desire enter the picture. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

In the future, everyone who's bitten by a zombie turns into one... until Diane doesn't. Seven days later, she's facing consequences she never imagined. * * * * * As civilization collapses under a relentless wave of zombies, Diane and her friends take shelter in a military base. However, while she's rescuing another survivor, Diane gets bitten by one of the monsters. She hides it and runs away, knowing she only has days left to live. But she soon discovers she isn't turning into a zombie - she's turning into something else. --------- Excerpt: I looked up and stared. My reflection looked back at me in the mirror of the dark room. My eyes were literally glowing, there was no mistaking it. It was not a reflection of light, or any of the other excuses I had used or others had assumed. They were glowing a light sapphire blue color. It was not a bright glow, but it was definitely a glow. Glowing eyes were not normal. Okay, at this point I had to admit it, I was no longer normal. What was I then? For that, I had no answer [[Word count: 495,000]] Copyright August 2016. All Rights Reserved. Readers may not copy, alter, or steal this story. Fanfictions are allowed to use my *world* and *zombie rules* as long as credit is given. Cover was lovingly made by JimenaVivancoo.