he was told to always stay away from the crybabies, especially the one with the red hair and tattoos, but you know what? he's never been the one to listen. fem!tyler badboy!josh -slightly based on the movie crybaby-

in which tyler is an arrogant asshole and josh "hates" him for it

"josh." "yes, ty?" "your hair matches your eyes." "it does." "and your eyes match your lips." 🍒🍭🥀 🍒🍭🥀 everything is unedited, but when i finish, ill go through and edit contact me if you want to help me with smut because i don't do that stuff ✌😎

[SEQUEL TO I "HIRED A HITMAN ON MYSELF"] "you don't know who we are, what we've done, and what this place'll do to you." book started: 03/25/17 book finished: 4/25/17 ©smilingtyler

"They're vampire hunters. They call vampires children. Nobody knows what exactly they do to vampires, but they hunt them down and lock them up in their institutions" ::MULTIFANDOM::

this is why you should never trust the roommate you got off of craigslist. 3/09/17 {#816 in fanfiction} 3/18/17 {#206 in fanfiction} 3/25/17 {#185 in fanfiction} 3/29/17 {#163 in fanfiction} 4/14/17 {#92 in fanfiction} hit 50k: 04/04/17 hit 100k: 6/15/17 hit 200k: 04/05/19 book started: 10/29/16 book finished: 03/25/17 ©smilingtyler

Book 1 of 3- Josh was driving to work at the local coffee shop when he gets in a fatal car crash. However, it's not his time to leave earth, and he doesn't know why. Forced to stay in his old apartment as a ghost, he lives with the new resident, Tyler. Was Tyler the reason Josh is still stuck on earth? Cover by: @hbufrnk

"There- there's something wrong with this town, Josh. People are dropping dead left and right. I'm scared. I'm so scared. What if I'm next?" "Tyler, I ain't goin' let anythin' happen ta ya. I promise." ©nicosniners

"dude, i'm telling you, tyler can't know. please don't tell him." - josh has been confined ever since he was eighteen. first, a prison. now, a mental hospital. - josh bit his lip before hastily asking, "can i.. am i allowed to know his name?" gaspipe only moved his finger in a circular motion, gesturing for josh to leave. the brunet sighed, standing and placing a hand on the doorknob. however, just before stepping out, he heard a name escape gaspipe's lips; "tyler. tyler joseph." and just like that, any and all excitement josh previously had was suddenly lost. of course, it had to be him. nevertheless, josh left the room anyway, preparing to live the last two days to their fullest before meeting with tyler. of course, it had to be a joseph. - //3-27-17// 6-28-17 \\4-7-17\\ 7-1-17 [Trigger Warning]

tyler joseph and a serial killer walk into a gas station at midnight.