Chip Honeycutt has a girly name. That's not the problem; his real problem is hiding the fact that his family owns a bakery. And that he loves to bake. What will happen when a new guy comes along and finds out his secret? Will he tell everyone? Or will he keep it? © 2015 by theCuppedCake. All rights reserved.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Hello, this is a weird book that probably does not have any good properties besides thinking "this is so stupid, that it might just do the trick". And it might! There are three people working on this (Bird, soup, Stick) and although it may be confusing the first few parts because we suck a lot, hopefully it will get better. Yep. You might not want to read this. You might want to. Who knows until you try.

For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can’t come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common – they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife without spending an eternity in Purgatory. Their misadventure will take them from the tiny town of Truth or Consequences, NM to the highlands of Iceland as they cross paths and pantheons with Neo-Vikings, Greek and Norse Gods, and a Scottish terrier named Sir Reginald Pollywog Newcastle III. Content Warning The story you are about to read is intended for mature readers due to its content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.

"There is a lot of memories And they're eating me up from inside Do you mind if I gather my thoughts They are scattered around the floor. A mind just like a butterfly I try catching it with my bare hands." -Silver Web, by Shenanigans from BOY The daily life of Jessica, a transexual writer with more baggage than an overworked bellhop, and William, a heteroflexible editor with an interest in human behaviors. A tale of a polyamorous lover, abusive fathers, violet eyes and yearly tattoos. A human daring society to punch 'em in the chest and a boy holding tight to a suitcase full of opium. Drugs, smoke, beer, and tears, what can truly make the world crumble? It's as valid a question as if this is even a romance, or just framed as one. This story revolves around important moments in the twos life, which is why it changes perspectives between the two. The first in the trilogy of The Odd Lives of Normal People. Also what's consistency?

A collection of short stories with everything from princesses to robotics. Blessed be the internet for giving me half the ideas for some of these and thank the Earth I can write. Don't take any stories as anything but ideas being thrown at the wall for a bit of color on the void-like black. Enjoy for a brief amount of time.

Seeking revenge for his bestfriend who was crushed to death by a drunk driver, Devin swears an oath to murder his teacher, who had been the driving. Devin must find a way to keep evidence out of the hands of police, which wouldn't be too hard if he hadn't brought his friend into this. That would be the friend that only says like five words, and he's not really sure if he wants to kill him, or like, likes him.

She was saved and now she has to thank that person. To thank, to serve, to pay, to help. What will she do? Maybe her skills will be able to help that person? What would you do if you were Yochiru Geuta?

this is my life I will give no personal info only my story line... no joke

Gregory's mother refuses to acknowledge Gregory's transsexual existence. Gregory doesn't know why. Gregory does know it's pissing her off - but what can she do? She depends on her mother for home. Yet Cecil suggests she should take a journey to the Eastlands when she reaches 16. "It's a real eye opener" Like fuck Gregory's waiting to she's 16, at just 11 Gregory runs from home, to get to the Eastlands that's only known for its million years history, of war, and being the only inhabited area before our almighty gods The Twelve came to earth. Can little Gregory get to the Eastlands, and if so, what could she possibly discover there that could iron out the creases in her relationship with Mother?