Aaron had a bestfriend in highschool before he met Hailey. He liked her but didn't want to ruin their friendship so he never told her. So what happens when they meet once again as adults??..

In which Doug Judy, the Pontiac bandit, is actually a female called Grace Judy WHAAAAAAAT bing pot

You attend an interview to be Andy Samberg's assistant. Your life has been changed forever.

Skinny Love:(n) When two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Scar Toretto, a known detective, at the Brooklyn nine nine. Though she is sassy, she makes it up with her charm. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Jake Peralta, a known detective, works along with Scar. Known to have trouble with authority, but makes up with hard work. ~~~~~~~~~~~ "What makes you think Jake and I like each other? Cause I'm pretty sure, he's more attracted to Santiago than me. Oh and . . . I'll be more attracted to Scully than Jake. Most importantly, Jake Peralta and I -Scarlett Toretto, are just friends." "Yeah, that's what people say . . . then they end up doing romantically stuff. Like kissing, holding hands . . . dates-" "-Oh! Grow up! This isn't some stupid, cliché dumbass high school movie. I'll rather be a stripper than have some cliché love story like a desperate horny teenager. ~~~~~ #1 rank in Jake Peralta #1 rank in Jessica Alba #3 rank in Amy Santiago #4 rank in Charles Boyle #56 rank in Police #2 rank in Captain Holt #2 rank in Brooklyn99

I would die for you. In fact, I would die hard.

Brooklyn nine-nine preference cos I couldn't find one for me to read so I've written one. It includes: Jake Peralta Amy Santiago Rosa Diaz Terry Jeffords Gina linetti Charles Boyle Adrian Pimento

Want to be emerged into Brooklyn Nine Nine with all of your favourite characters? Keep reading! I can write imagines for all the main characters! Requests are open!

lil one chapter stories on literally the cutest guy ever

"i don't care if you are the Captain's niece! i love you!" [jake peralta]

Y/N L/N was a new, fresh cop. Friendly, kind, and unmistakably hot. As what Jake calls a 'Freshie', she is shown around by the one and only detective. And Jake, slowly- ever so agonizingly slowly- realizes he might have a thing for the Freshie. (Cover art by Wildcard24 on Deviantart, check 'em out. Tell me if they want their art removed.)