Ayyy lmao what's up we boutta go all da way back to wen Maria cummed to America that's rite you lil cummie sluts and furrballs we goin back to how it all started so join me, a Mexican family, an American family, and probably Augustus from Willy Wonka in this exciting adventure!1!1!!! Please note: this story will more than likely make you cry due to its probability of making you get rid of your OTP and making you have a new one.

Cancer as a story.

nobody knows my sorrow

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

"J-johnny-san....." i say blushjing. "I love you like i luv shit cereal" johnny said... "I wuv u bouth!1!!1!!!!!!" Coolcat chereed

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