how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

Dora

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

#shrek #daddypig #peppapig

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

(this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.

An extraordinary tale

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘