BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

Magic caused the war. Magic is forbidden. Magic will save us. The Relic Guild is the award nominated first book in The Relic Guild trilogy. It was said the Labyrinth had once been the great meeting place, a sprawling city at the heart of an endless maze where a million humans hosted the Houses of the Aelfir. But when the Thaumaturgists, overlords of human and Aelfir alike, went to war, everything was ruined and the Labyrinth became an abandoned prison. The surviving humans were trapped behind boundary walls a hundred feet high, and all magic was forbidden. And now the war is returning. The Relic Guild are all that stand against the end of the city. But they are old, scattered and weak, and the enemy is growing in strength... Here in THE RELIC GUILD (and other stories) please enjoy a large chunk of The Relic Guild Trilogy (published with kind permission of my publisher Gollancz), complete short stories, the odd poem, one or two blog posts, and samples chapters from my other novels.

Taehyung's chaotic ass messages the wrong number, belonging to 'straight boy' Jeongguk. ©95vgguk

When your father finally remarries a woman and she has two son you don't find yourself falling for one of them. Yet you do. ⚫️〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰⚫️ I PROMISE THIS IS NOT A FULL INCEST STORY! PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS BOOK! I STAYED UP HOURS WRITING AND EVEN WROTE CHAPTERS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH MY SICK MOTHER. PLEASE I PROMISE THIS ISN'T A FULL INCEST BOOK! THERE IS NO INCEST AT ALL!!!! ⚫️〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰⚫️

"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat