muAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA- YES! It is I! Greenly, the master of mind destruction!~ Here to bring you my first terrible brain disease~ In this little tale, you my dear reader are a very beloved Who in the quaint little town of Whoville. Everyone knows your name~ Everyone loves your name~ Everyone envies your name~ You are the talk of the Town! However, that talk travels a bit too far.. and reaches the dreaded Mt. Crumpet~ And instead of stealing Christmas- ..HE.. steals... Something of equal value to these annoying, blasted Who's. Enjoy~

Grinchity pussy Thrust yourself in this story ! Where readers becum adults at the end of each chapter

Imagine waking up to your green, hairy soulmate. In this CLEAN fanfiction, live your deepest fantasy and fall for this misunderstood character.

Cat and his dirty hoe have fun but one of them gets used...

Finished!! One night Danny Devito comes across a furry green man in his home and things get steamy and passionate ;)

Hercule Poirot meets his greatest challenge yet, as he faces criminals from very far away and a mystery as baffling as it is sickening.

It's Hermione Granger's seventh year at Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, but will it be anything like she expected? I would be very grateful if you could vote and/or comment! [DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IT'S A SATIRE]

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**