**THIS IS A SATIRE FIC*** Miguel, is a homophobic, bigoted panafresco who seems to hate women. A walking stereotype for incels. What if that hatred stemmed from jealousy? On another side of the spectrum, we have Vincent. A confident asshole who loves to make fun of gay people. What if those insults come from self-projecting? Read to find out :)

Donald Trumper was a beautiful and sweet young lad, he always dreemed of being a princess... BUT what if his dream came true?