Shrek has been super lonely since Fiona left him for Donkeh and took the kids. He started acting out like every 24 year old. He is basically a man whore now. But maybe that can change, with the right persons help. Kanye left Kim after he found dirt on her family. He signed a contract from Rumplestiltskin to go to Far Far Away. On one condition, he finds his true love and falls for him within a month. I am in the process of re-writing this so if you want an actually good chapter then go to the chapter called The Gayest Ogre (it's one of the newest) Disclaimer: I wrote the beginning in 7th grade so lol and I'm keeping it because who cares

When Olga West walks into the kitchen and finds Kanye West sitting at her dinning room table her life is changed forever. Not only did she walk into the kitchen but she also walked into a life fullof drama, lies, deceit, and of course fame. Where will this news take her? What will she do? How does she handle it? Who knew a trip for some apple juice could lead to so much? A/N: OK I KNOW THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS OF THIS BOOK ARE HORRID BUT IVE BEGUN TO TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY.I WILL FIX THEM WHEN I GET THE CHANCE. PLS BEAR WITH ME. K LUV U PEEPs