My whole family is dead. Why? Because they believed in diversity, open-mindedness. A better... a better life than this. I stare up at the foreboding doors of the elven kingdom, a tall guardian against me. My first opponent. All emotion. All I once was is gone. Gone is Stanley Marshwalker, friend to all, and keeper of the peace. Replaced by the ranger, the warrior, with one mission, and one mission only. To see the Grand Wizard King, Eric Cartman, dead, with his head on a pike.

Eric Cartman can't figure out what missing from his life. To his horror, he realizes what's missing and needs to save it before it's gone forever.

Need I say more children

"Kyle, since you and Stan are currently dating, could you two give a demonstration on the dos and don'ts of consent?" asked Mr Mackey. Before Kyle could yell at him in protest Wendy shouted, "He's not dating Stan; he's dating Kenny!" "He's not dating Kenny; he's dating Eric!" screeched Red. Tweek looked at his female classmates in complete and utter terror. What did this mean for his 'relationship' with Craig? The two of them were already in unchartered territory. He could have sworn the girls were actually pretty normal yesterday. Do they just hide that most of the time? Or did they only just go mad?

"Wendy. Eric." After saying their names, Principle Victoria looked to both teens respectably. "I hope you understand what I'm trusting you with." "Yes Principle Victoria. 'Operation: Style' is a go!" Wendy exclaimed, probably too excited for the given task. "Dude.. gay." Cartman's nose scrunched up just thinking of his 'friends' jerking each other off, but he couldn't deny he wasn't interested. Together, the two left the office, ready to start the planing of 'Operation: Style'. BONUS - Operation: Candy

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