One shot between Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman. WARNING: GAY SMUT (18+)

Could Eric actually be gay? Did Kenny really do the dirty deed everyone was told he did? Kenny moves in with Cartman after not being able to handle anymore abuse at home. Somehow, Kenny and Cartman end up dating and doing just a little more than expected... Find out more by reading this!

Don't question the cover,, The title is what this book is!

Please read this before reading the book itself. This is a mature book made for older viewers. Suggested age 15+. If you are younger than 15, do not give me angry comments saying that "OH GROSS HOW COULD YOU RUIN MY CHILDHOOD".....Kid....You gotta find out about sex at some point in life... You're not gonna be pure for the rest of your life unless you never go to the store to buy food, you never come out of your house, and your completely antisocial. IT'S SIN FOR GODS SAKE!!!! Nobody's perfect. Not even Tom and Tord!---I just realized how much I like to make my parts on the thirteenths <3< Probably to show you my age- DOOD

All Matt wanted was that pretty mirror. But when he tried to get it using an unconventional and frankly illegal method, he created so many more problems than he solved. Portugese Translation: @Itzz_Nandaa [Completed] [Word count: 71,948] [Read time: 553.4 minutes] Eddsworld fanfiction. Tom x Matt. Warning: story is darker than the cover may seem. Cover drawn by @FeliciaSC.

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)