Ever since you've transefered to Alternia High, your closest friends have had to be Karkat and Gamzee.... but what happens when they both get a crush on you? I wanted to make this a troll thing but ended up making it humanstuck so deal. Hope you all enjoy!

Important Note for those who still wish to read this book

A South Park One Shot story list

Hello, and welcome to my South Park One-Shots. Your job, as the reader, is to follow along in the story as yourself and trust the story to take you to amazing places! If you should choose to stay, feel free to place the book in your library, or add it to your reading list! Suggestions are always appreciated as I like to see what you guys want to read next! Don't be shy! All characters go to their rightful owners of South Park, and I am not affiliated with them in any way. And as always, you own yourself. ~Rachael

EEP. SUMMARIES. I HATE SUMMARIES. THAT SUMS IT UP.

once upon a time I hated this story and my younger self and took the anger out on you guys, who were also young and new to the world of fandom. i wrote this when I was 11 and as I grew out of it I made some questionable decisions on how to handle my past regrets. this story is not perfect and has some things i would not include in something i would write today. please enjoy my 11 year old self's super self indulgent creepypasta boyfriend scenarios. this is very much a product of it's time, and is baked deep in 2014 nostalgia for me. to all 12 year old creepypasta fans - enjoy yourselves.

Different creepypastas, different scenarios, and you :) You're just the average person, living the mediocre life, but that is about to change when you've met the guy of your dreams. But there's something unique about this "person", something most people don't have, or in their case, don't have the guts to do. He's a killer. (this one includes Laughing Jack, Lost Silver, Glitchy Red, Dark Link Dr. Smiley, Homicidal Liu, and Offenderman) :)

Different creepypastas, different scenarios, and you :) You're just the average person, living the mediocre life, but that is about to change when you've met the guy of your dreams. But there's something unique about this "person", something most people don't have, or in their case, don't have the guts to do. He's a killer. (this ne includes Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Masky, Hoody, and Slenderman) :)

ight. read the title ^^ ^`^