***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

This is going to be a super-awesome book called a Choose Your Own Adventure, where you choose what happens to your cat!! If you have ever read a Choose Your Own Adventure book by R. A. Montgomery, then you know what kind of ride your in for. If not... then you'll get to experience it first-hand with this Warrior Cats Choose Your Own Adventure! Get your engine's ready, drivers, and we'll hopefully see you at the finish line! *Disclaimer ~ I don't own the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series! They are trademarks of the Chooseco LLC, and I am simply reuse this idea in a way of inspiration as a book for Warrior Cats, a series owned by Erin Hunter. Very simply, I don't own anything except the content within this story.*

Owlstar rules over ShadowClan with an iron fist. He is harsh, intelligent and takes no nonsense. But his Clan don't seem to like him, and he doesn't understand why as he wants to shape them into the best and fiercest warriors they can be. So what happens when he is sentenced to spend a day in the paws of his Clanmates?

|| Fallenpaw is S C A R E D || Cats are mysteriously dying, all the cats Fallenpaw ever loved or liked, are dead _____ Cats will die in this story, if you don't like that, then don't read this

There are five. Five Bryant boys. Fighters, bad boys, players. Or is there more to them than meets the eye? Beneath that hard façade, are they just a group of brothers? Allie has no reason to trust men, she has been burned more times than she count, add that to her abusive father, she should run away as fast as she can. Yet these boys draw her in and in turn they see something in her. They see a fighter, they recognise themselves in her. When she becomes one of the boys, can they save her from the hurt and pain in her past or will they just add to it? Will it be these boys that are her white knights or are they the dragons? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure. It's going to be one hell of a ride.

Madi is a 17 year girl from England. She's on the competitive team for horse riding. One day she meets five boys who change her life. She still keeps her passion for horses. She then becomes and Olympic Horse rider and brings back the gold for England. What's next? What happens? What will life bring? None of the boys has girl friends. Will that be love? Will Amber finally have a boyfriend? Or will the all continue just to be friends?

Evelyn Holloway's life seemed perfect. Being the daughter of a wealthy business tycoon and a professional model meant that everything was handed to her on a gold plated platter, even if she didn't want it. With her pedigreed horses and world-class riding instructors, Eves life revolved around horses. However, Eve is constantly under the watch of her parents' critical eyes with expectations of nothing less than perfectionism. To top everything off, Eve had learned that people always try to use her for her status and money. Eve believes she'll never meet a decent person who could look past her wealth, someone she could maybe call a friend. ...Then she meets Ashleigh Ashleigh Sutton is Eves polar opposite. Rocked by her parents' crippling divorce, the only thing Ashleigh seems to have left in her life is her love of horses and a passion for riding. However, her parents' split has left her with barely enough money to afford anymore riding lessons, much less her dream...a horse of her own. Worse, Ashleigh has learned that the people she thought were her friends were really only being her friends out of pity. Ashleigh feels as if there is nobody in the world who can look past her less than desirable home situation and be a true friend. ...Then she get's a job at Eves stable. Working all summer in exchange for riding lessons and showing opportunities seemed like a dream come true for Ashleigh and having a group of people her age with the same love for horses seemed perfect for Eve. However, the group of aspiring equestrians is more competitive than either girl had thought, everyone fighting for the top spot. Time for a summer filled with horses, drama...and maybe friendship...

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke? Me: okay Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing? Me: idk why? Person: Because he was Person: A little horse! Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. #1 in Equestrian, #1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...) Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

14-year-old Britney has wanted to ride competitively since she first laid eyes on a horse, but her family has never had enough money to pay for riding lessons. So when hard working Brittany wins an academic scholarship to the prestigious Laurel Heights Academy, she's thrilled. Laurel Heights's riding team is legendary. But competing with rich girls who have ridden since they could walk is not going to be easy, and pretty soon Brittany is pushing herself to win at all costs. For Britney, second best is not an option.

"It's fake, what could go wrong?" You'd be surprised. - Story has his and her point of views. || Highest ranking: Under FanFiction #19 Under 'Shawn Mendes' #12