The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

this is a book about flex tape

*** DISCLAIMER - 9/17/22 *** I have decided to discontinue this fic, as I no longer possess the same interest in Invader Zim as I had when this it was first written. Writing updates for it is a chore, and I no longer find enjoyment in doing so. I will continue writing things that I am more interested in, however, but this will be a wrap for any Zim related fanfictions from me in the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding and thank you to all of the support that my first ever published work has brought to me. ------------------------------- One human, one alien, and one rather vibrant heat cycle. What could go wrong? - - - - [WARNING:] this fanfiction contains adult material such as blood/gore, cursing, and sexual behavior. viewer discretion is advised. [COVER ART = mcdonaldsmanifesto on IG]

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

"Human and mutant turtle? Doesn't sound accurate at all now does it? However, I couldn't have asked for a better boyfriend than Raphael himself. Human, turtle, unicorn - no difference. Opposites attract, Raphael and I being the 100% prove of that assumption." ~Andie Rose. --- Based off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014/2016 I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURLE CHARACTERS! Just mine- Andie Rose.

"Forget Amy, you're the love of my life."

An Irken and a human boy. One is a defect, unloved and ignored. The other, unheard, ignored and unloved. They are so similar, yet, so opposite. Could they ever get along?

(I don't own any of this art ;-;) [TRIGGER WARNING- THIS STORY INVOLVES ATTEMPTED SUICIDE! PLEASE USE DISCRETION!] Dib sneaks into Zim's lab yet again, only to learn something about him that could ruin the Irken's entire life. Will he take advantage or help? - I went over to the desk and answered it, saying, "My Tallest! I have good news! I have captured the deviant that keeps foiling my plans! The Dib human is here." I pointed to the Dib-stink on the table and looked back proud. They didn't share my exuberance. "Zim, we hate to break it to you, well no, we love to make you upset- here's the point. You are a mistake. We sent you into space because you were useless, not actually thinking you would find Earth, much less LIVE. "We wanted you dead then, and still do. Oh and also, you're defective, that's another reason. We just couldn't take these weekly calls, they were getting very annoying! And you have emotions, which Irken aren't supposed to have. "Anyways, don't call us again, you might as well just kill yourself, nobody wants you alive anyway. Bye!" - [I wrote this years ago so it's uh... strange to say the least. 👀] Chapters have been revised to make it less painful*

Dib starts dating Tak a couple years after she gives up invading. And let's just say Zim's not happy about that... Zim's point of view On permanent hiatus. So sorry for the inconvenience.

esto es para todo aquel que le guste el ZaDr o la serie de Invasor Zim en general si no te gusta la serie o esta pareja y eres homofobicoalien (? no lo veas por cierto voy a tratar de traducir los comics pero les advierto que no soy buena en el ingles TuT *tal ves tambien haga traducciones de otras parejas*