Sarcasm and More
4 stories
The Heart Exchange by Rebecca-Jade
The Heart Exchange
Rebecca-Jade
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Maddie can't remember the last 2 years, but she knows Ethan is the handsome boy who's been haunting her dreams. Do they have an insta-spark, or a past? *** When a skiing accident leaves sixteen-year-old Maddie Monroe with a brain injury, erasing all her memories from the past two years, her personality undergoes a massive transformation. Long gone is the carefree girl she used to be, and old friends feel like complete strangers. One of the strangest side effects the accident leaves her with are her dreams -- or more specifically, the boy who plagues them. She has no idea who he is, but he comes to her most nights; handsome, funny and charming as hell. When he shows up seated beside her in English class one day, she feels an instant connection to him - and as their relationship develops, Maddie can't help but feel like there's a hidden past between them. Have they met before? Who is Ethan Ryder? [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]
Blessing in Disguise by Paper-Blood
Blessing in Disguise
Paper-Blood
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Some couples are meant to be, some aren't. Some people meet the wrong person at the right time, some people meet the right person at the wrong time. Nyx Letti isn't sure in which one of these she fits. But she knows one thing though. She has had enough of all this bullshit and after the fourth coincidence, everyone be damned, she's going after the person she loves. James Lawson, on the other hand, is convinced he is the unluckiest person to be alive. And what brought all this bad luck to his life is just one person. A blue-haired devil. Nyx Letti. However, no matter how much James tries to stay away from this woman who will most likely get him killed one day, fate seems to be playing with him, always bringing him back to Nyx and the chaos that she brings with her.
Fluent Sarcasm by ok_310h224
Fluent Sarcasm
ok_310h224
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This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl
Sarcasm 101 by _live_to_laugh_
Sarcasm 101
_live_to_laugh_
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A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤