Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Annabeth is a theater geek who cares about the school musical. She wants to be the lead very badly. Percy is a very oblivious jock who has an amazing voice though he doesn't think so. What happens when both of them get the school lead for this year's school musical. (cover not mine) All these characters belong to Rick Riordan, the AMAZING author of percy jackson and hoo.