Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

damn these microwaves fine.

Stay holy

Takeo Miyoshi. The mafia group, Shadow Demon's, best assassin in its ranks. He's only Seventeen and already, many victims have fallen at his feet. He has never failed at killing his targets. He is quick, cunning, and very deadly. So what happens when a certain girl catches his eye? But this isn't just any normal girl. This girl is the daughter of Shadow Demon's rival mafia group, Blue Blade. (Y/N) (L/N). She is his next target. It was supposed to be a quick kill. In and out. Simple right? But when she shows him a little kindness something changes inside him. He felt strange. He couldn't bring himself to kill the girl. He wanted to protect her. He couldn't explain what he felt. Whether is be love or just a simple spark of interest. Passion or obsession. He wouldn't kill her. He refused to. Because... ShE wAs ToO sPeCiAl To KiLl.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!