BTS Hindi Jokes

ALL MY BTS JOKES FROM MY MESSAGE BOARD ARE TRANSFERRED HERE.

Title par kaam chalu hai "Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat, tumhe pata hi kaise hogi, bewde? " De Chappal De chappal...

Namjoon: TAEHYUNG WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM BORED TAEHYUNG: ANDE PAIDA KAR RHA HU namjoon: KYA Taehyung: ARRE YAAR ROOMMATE HU TERA BED KE NICHE SE NIKAL KE DEKH LE KYA KR RHA HU Namjoon: Nahi maté rehene de. Namjoon: pichli Baar jab mein bed ke niche ki safai kr rha tha (Meena bai nhi aai thi na) toh jab me bahar nikla so my innocent eyes were ruined Taehyung: abbe tune kya dekh liya?? Did you see Donald trump and Modi making out?? Namjoon: even worse Taehyung: what Namjoon: .... Taehyung: SAALE SUSPENSE MAT BADHA ABHI AAKE CHAPPAL FEKUNGA Namjoon: fine. I saw yoonmin doing it on your bed. Taehyung: SAALON KO ANE DO GHAR UNKI ACCHE SE KHATIRDARI KARUNGA AAJ DANGAL HOGA Namjoon: you didn't answer my question yet.. Taehyung: KAMINE INN LOGON NE MERE PYARE INNOCENT BED KO KHARAB KR DIYA AND YOU'RE STILL WONDERING WHAT IM DOING Namjoon: bta bhi de Kya kr rha hai Taehyung: bed ke niche se nikal ke Dekh le I'm not doing something that will ruin your virgin eyes Namjoon: ... (Namjoon crawled out from under the bed, only to see Taehyung holding up a Namjoon and Nun edit posted to his face. RIP namjoon... You will be missed)

"Mene tumhe chetaavni di thi, par tumne suna hi nahi" Krishna said boringly. "Who's Chetna? College me nai aai hai kya? Is she beautiful?" Jignesh asked confused, while Naman was putting dettol on his wounds. "Stupid, chetna nahi chetaavni. Means warning" Sanjay scolded. "Wah wah kya baat hai, iss krishna ki shuddh hindi ka asar dikh raha hai sanjay bhai pr" Jithin said in disbelief. "Bulao bulao ekta kapoor ko. Audition karwao bhai ka" Happy laughed at his own joke but ended up wincing on his own wounds. "Lekin...Yogi kahan hai?" Naman asked when he didn't find yogi in the room. "SHIT" Jithin shouted. "Nahiiiii....kahin..." jignesh couldn't complete his sentence due to the panic building up in his body. But krishna completed his sentence with the same smile you will always find on his face, because he knew everything "Kahin tum log yogi ko wahin to nahi bhool aae? Akele?" Krishna laughed. But others were in pure horror.... "Krishna tu aisi situation par kaise hans sakta hai?" Happy scolded him. But Krishna neither explained himself nor he stopped laughing, he just took his flute and started playing his same soothing melody. A Desi AU where.... Lord Krishna comes on earth to turn some junglee animals into Humans. Those junglee animals are none other than.... BTS/Bigdel Toli Shareef... Jungkook as Jignesh Jimin as Jithin Hoseok as Happy Yoongi as Yogi Seokjin as Sanjay Namjoon as Naman... Kim Taehyung as Lord Krishna😉 Along with their heroines. Ofcourse. Genre: Romantic. Comedy. Supernatural. Mythological. Discontinued....sorry🙇‍♀️ Warning: If you don't know basic hindi, then i suggest you to not read it. This book will contain Hindi, Shuddh Hindi, Tapori Hindi, vulgar Hindi and many other types of Hindi in existence along with English. Typical words will be converted in english alongside for understanding. Posted: 18th November 2018. 😑 Started: june 2019

if u r an Asian (especially desi) u will probably relate to everything !!😂😂 This book contains some most relevant and relatable stuff that will definitely leave you laughing your ass off. Toh ajao and khulke haso...

❤BTS (Bangtan Boys) As types of people in Indian scenarios❤

Tae: Ye humari prem kahani kab puri hogi? kook: Jab iss Aalsi lekhak ka mann karega! __________________ pesh karte hain TaeKook ki kahaniyan Hindi me! Mat puchna "Top kaun hai? Bottom kaun?", varna jutti se maar maar ke bahar nikalungi! --------------------- Started: 31st January 2019

The things that happen when 7 INDIAN girls come to reside in the neighbourhood of BTS Dipti , Namita , Trisha , Ananya, Ruchi , Meera and Veda are 7 seven Indian girls who live in Seoul, South Korea BTS happen to be their neighbours. Two medical interns , An interpreter, A teacher and 3 students along with 7 Global stars Read to find out the what happens in this Desi x Korean crossover

what happens when bts doesn't post anything for days. twitter armys goes crazy and....give birth to.... bts as paper bts as lip colour bts as winx club bts as shoes bts as furniture.... credit to their owners.